there was a bio,math,chem teacher all went to a beach . bio teacher said "i find fishes in the sea " and she jumped into the sea.the maths teacher said"i can find the length and breath of the sea"and jumped in.after some time bio,math teacher died.the chemistry teacher said "i can see both are soluble in water".
son:dad can you write in dark?
dad:yes but why?
son:to sign in my report card.
MOTHER : Eat your cabbage
SON : But why ?
MOTHER : You will have your cheeks red in color
SON : But mother , cabbage is green in color I do not want my cheeks to turn green in color.
what do you get if you sit under a cow? ...... A pat on the head!
A women and her lover are in bed when her husband walks in and yells, "What are you doing?" The women turns to her lover and say, "I told you he's an idoit".
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